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2004 - 2011: A Blogging Tale
It was 2004...those dark, treacherous days when the mighty empire of Xangaland began to lose some in its army to the upstart fleet known as MySpace. Later, MySpace itself became a weakened behemoth, forced to alter its… -
ASSCAT Challenge, Round 2! Vote for me!
@roadlesstaken *Shawn @Junbelievable08: Talk about your drunkest or your most ridiculous true story *Chris @Cakalusa: Demonstrate an awesome talent you have In addition to blogging and being a (published!) writer,… -
Dear Noisy-Ass Neighbor...
A few months ago, a woman moved in next door. Her voice carries. She has a dog that really enjoys a good bark. Our walls are paper thin. We live in a big concrete box. Here's what happened next! Pretty much disc… -
Friendship Application - @Saridactyl
Name: jase Nickname: My girlfriend calls me oso Age: 32 Gender: dood State you live in: Disarray (but really Texas) What is your Xanga name? thesoftlights@blackhk (for now...) Quickly think of something really,… -
Soft Black Stars
I stumbled across the entry below on one of my old Xangas today. Sadly, I can't remember my credentials for that blog, so I can't do anything with it. I'm glad I never deleted it. Anyway, I know it's a little tl;dr,… -
Lip-Syncing for ASSCAT...
HMMMMMMMMM...hey, Xangans...gimme some suggestions. I'm trying to think of what song I can lip sync to for Round 2 of the ASSCAT Challenge. Got any ideas??? What song would YOU like to see ME lip sync?* *Absolute… -
Dealing With How To Deal
Now listening to: Kings of Convenience - Scars on Land This morning I'm kind of blue. At least for now. That may well change later. Sort of how these things work. Actually, I've been down since last night. No parti… -
ASSCAT CHALLENGE- ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
1st Round Challenges *Alex/Flip @FlipGuy310: Take inappropriate pictures/videos with statues, monuments, or any other form of public property A concrete boob decorative fixture outside my neighbor's front door! *Son… -
Axe Me Yo Questions - No Topic Off-Limits!
I'm fairly new at being (back) here, and I've seen a few other bloggers do this, so what the heck? Wanna get to know me better? I am accepting questions on ANY topic (get it out of the gutter, pervos! Haha, no it really… -
It's So Hot...
How hot is it?! TRUTHY: It's so hot, there is no cold water coming from any faucet in my loft, only warm and hot. It's so hot, there are fears of the commuter train tracks warping. It's so hot, North Texas has been at 1… -
Today Got Bettah
Now listening to: Sam Sparro - Black and Gold I got to le office today to find out that Friday afternoon after I'd left early, an impromptu meeting was called to announce that, basically effectively right-then-and-there… -
Down the Drain & Random Things
On Being Misunderstood (acrylic on canvas, by me - ©2011) I'm feeling totally unmotivated today. I need to do laundry, but I don't feel like it. I love my job, but I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. I hav… -
Living with Mental Illness
This is a blog post I wrote back in late April of this year. I have always felt “different” than everyone around me, and as though I’ve never fit in. On the fringe of social circles and even subcultura… -
Do Dudes Still Wear Aftershave?
This post has been brought to you by one of my many random thoughts: Do other men my age wear aftershave, or is it seen as somehow déclassé? Too bad Mancouch is "on hiatus." Where the fack can I get my h… -
A Death
Untangle me fibers, skin tendrils holding me at one Sticky, overboiled spaghetti Unravel, air to floor, mesh with carpet fiber Exists no vapor inside of which to speak or find me I slick, cum-ready like a spark of oo…
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2004 - 2011: A Blogging Tale
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